At last the truth can be told! The oft speculated about Wittertainment Cruise can, at last, be revealed as the crazed, blood curdling horror that it truly was. I've drawn it from memory (that part that I hadn't sought to blot out) as best I can and, as you can see, it was far from "plain sailing" fnnarr, fnnarr.
Mark's decision to make it "Horror Themed" was, in retrospect, not the best as it left the door open for the trickiest beast the Wittertainers have ever had to deal with. I speak not of the creatures (they behaved impeccably) oh no...a certain Miss Watts and her cheese knife...I shudder at the thought. Where she went with that was far too horrific to recount, which is why the guys are so deliberately vague about it. A good job Jason Isaacs gatecrashed the party or we'd never have been rid of her!
Quiz them all you like they deny any of this happened...but we know the truth fellas, don't we. Anyone for Gorgonzola? WOOOOHHOOOOOHAAAHAAA!
Excelsior Out!
