Thursday 6 February 2014

A Wittertainment Cruise: The Untold Story!!


At last the truth can be told! The oft speculated about Wittertainment Cruise can, at last, be revealed as the crazed, blood curdling horror that it truly was. I've drawn it from memory (that part that I hadn't sought to blot out) as best I can and, as you can see, it was far from "plain sailing" fnnarr, fnnarr.

Mark's decision to make it "Horror Themed" was, in retrospect, not the best as it left the door open for the trickiest beast the Wittertainers have ever had to deal with. I speak not of the creatures (they behaved impeccably) oh no...a certain Miss Watts and her cheese knife...I shudder at the thought. Where she went with that was far too horrific to recount, which is why the guys are so deliberately vague about it. A good job Jason Isaacs gatecrashed the party or we'd never have been rid of her!

Quiz them all you like they deny any of this happened...but we know the truth fellas, don't we. Anyone for Gorgonzola? WOOOOHHOOOOOHAAAHAAA!

Excelsior Out!

2 comments:

  1. Hi Excelsior. I'm still absolutely loving the artwork — a masterclass in illustration! I would love to have your film-themed artwork make up the wallpaper of my film blog: http://greatestfilms.co.uk. Please let me know if this is something you would be interested in. My site is currently non-profit, and it would have approximately 15,000 people a month see your work. Many thanks, Conley Low (greatestfilmsuk@gmail.com).

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    1. Thanks Conley, very kind of you to say so. I would be delighted to have you put my work up on your blog. What would you need from me? Or would you just drag and drop the images from my site?

      cheers
      Paul

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