Tuesday 5 February 2013

Miranda's Mighty Boosh!!


This image was created to appear on The British Comedy Guide website, as Miranda and The mighty Boosh tied in their "Who should Paul Draw Next?" poll.

Needless to say I'm a big fan of both "turns", such fun!!

Excelsior Out!

Thursday 31 January 2013

Star Trek into Dorkness


At last the truth about Benedict Cumberbatch's role in JJ's new "Star Trek" movie...NOT!

Excelsior Out!

Sunday 27 January 2013

Ladies and Gentleman...Excelsior's Savage Pencil is PUBLISHED!







Update: The Blurb site now has an E-Book version, available to download for 99p

www.blurb.co.uk/b/4023961-excelsior-s-savage-pencil





Copy and paste the above link into your browser, to purchase my first book; a retrospective of my many caricatures. Above are some shots of the printed book. Check out the preview window below.

I hope you you all enjoy it.

Excelsior Out!


Monday 14 January 2013

Wittertainers: The Dark Side of the Moan!

Available to buy as print, and other stuff, at: 



Happy New Year to one and all! I thought I'd kick 2013 off with another Wittertainment tribute...I call this one "Ode to a new window". It's also part "Scene's we'd like to see" in that Mark is dismantling "Transformers 4" with another Kermodean (or is it Kermodian?) rant. Although Mark's impending kicking by Optimus Prime is, obviously, not something we'd like to see repeated in reality; it felt like a good way to illustrate the perils of having a window.
Simon is patience personified as he waits, and waits...and waits for a natural break in proceedings, that he get things back on track. Kind of sums up their on air relationship, I think.
Let's make this year a red letter one guys, one for the ages. I'm hoping that my book, "Excelsior's Savage Pencil" will see the light of day in the next few weeks and maybe, just maybe, that will be a cause for celebration. 

Excelsior Out!

P.S. Mark has promised to fire off a pithy quote for the book's back cover, when his schedule allows...watch this space.

Update: Both Mark and Simon put their names to a lovely quote, which now takes pride of place on the back of my new book. For which I thank them both profusely.




Saturday 22 December 2012

Come on follow the Geordie Boys!!


Two of my favourite Geordies pictured above. Being a Wallsend lad myself it's always heartening to see the Toon represent! All they have they've earned, all the plaudits they get...they deserve. Anyone who thinks what they do is easy is a doughnut! If it looks effortless then they have worked hard to make it look so!
I do wish they'd use some of the cash they're stockpiling to elbow Mike Ashley out and give Newcastle United a bit of compassion, and love, at boardroom level. Alas you can't have everything...well, where would you put it?
Keep on keeping on lads!

Excelsior Out!

Monday 17 December 2012

Tell us another one, George!


And so the net result of years of austerity is? The need for MUCH MORE AUSTERITY!! Osborne et al are hiding among the usual forest of excuses: global slow down/Labour mistakes/massive overspending etc but the real question is: Are we to be sacrificed on the hubris soaked, ego-altar of a failed economist? It would seem we are.

All advice Osborne has been given, that contradicts his current path, he has chosen to ignore. Right from the get go the cry was "Too Much/Too Soon"; growth needs nurturing not ignoring. To see growth as an inevitable by product of massive cuts is a dangerous fantasy to persist in. The much trumpeted 1% growth recently was entirely down to "special circumstances" (Jubilee/Olympics etc) and IN NO WAY a reflection on government policy. The only reason "triple dip" isn't the current buzzword, is that those who are about to cause it DARE NOT SPEAK IT"S NAME!

Make no mistake Osborne, and his gang of imbecile's, are frogmarching us toward disaster. The ballot box will have to act as our saviour and that day cannot come soon enough.

What I want to know is: Does George Osborne actually think that John Maynard Keynes is the guy who invented WINE GUMS?

Excelsior Out!

Tuesday 4 December 2012

RIP Mr David Jones


"Sons of the Silent Age, they never die...they just go to sleep one day"

A legend...gone from our lives but NEVER our hearts. Everything suddenly seems out of synch and off kilter. A powerhouse of creativity and imagination he carried generation after generation of musicians upon his genius...witness the outpouring of universal grief today, lest there be any doubt.

Simon Pegg phrased it well: "To all the broken hearts today, consider this: This planet is over 4 billion years old...and yet you managed to be born in the same era as David Bowie. Take joy from that."

I include my original tribute below:

"In this green and pleasant land we have been blessed, throughout the years, by an abundance of musical genius. It goes in stages, and fads come and go, but we do crank 'em out. 

For me one man stands alone (above Mercury, Lennon and Jagger) for his Burroughs-esque command of language, his unique visual stylings and his pure theatre

There is a timeless beauty about him, and his music, that will be studied, debated and loved for as long as their are inquisitive mindsopen hearts and rebellious souls.

He is the one classic artist that, as we speak, could revisit ANY of the many characters he has been and re-inhabit them with effortless styleineffable grace and cool to burn...and that's how i've featured him, reacquainting himself with Aladdin Sane.

Mr Jones, I am not worthy!

Excelsior Out!"

And all the tears in the Universe will never be enough...